Friday, 19 January 2007

3 things I've noticed for starters

1) Really I wanted an underscore.
2) I need a haircut.
3) There is no point in using a powerplay if your opponents are not going to be batting the full 50 overs.
1) My chosen identity is pasta_rogue. Not pastarogue.
2) If Jasper hadn't tricked me into setting up a "blog" I'd be halfway to the barbers now.
3) You are defending 155. YESSSSS plum LB!
1) Lynne and Lynn, Anne Marie and Anne-Marie, MacDonald and Macdonald. It's not the same, how does your name look without a character. Try turning your 4th letter into an X. Is it still you?
2) Blogs generally have about 3 entries and then are given up. No point starting one on a whim when there is something more constructive to do, surely?
3) Now they need 47 from 119 balls. What was the point giving them 5 overs when they could have hit out if they suddenly fancied it, particularly with a big-hitting team like theirs.
1+2) So my contribution to the world's knowledge is located under a misrepresentation, and wasting my time.
2+3) I guess I should grab my DAB and listen to the end on the way to the barbers. If I leave now then I can be back well before lunch in case I need to go to the pub.
1+3) And what bizarre law means I must play as Flantiff Callingwood and Stress on my PS2 game??? Can I even use their real names here? Madness!
1+2+3) One entry for posterity. Off out now. Cricket in the ears of course. Must get that hair shorn. visit again. Remember underscore in name, not address.

2 comments:

Jasper White said...

To Pastoral Rug,

Are you accusing me, and me alone, of not being a spellingsmith.

Jasper White

pasta_rogue said...

No, I was accusing you, and you alone, of delaying my haircut. But it the short-back-and-sides fits ...